ruinedchildhood:

twerking while driving

(via lovely-t33nage-runaway)

egberts:

people who say “suck my dick” as an insult confuse me

is ur dick so bad that it would be insulting to suck it?

sucking your dick would be so horrible that it would put me in my place?

you have bad dick?

(via asian)

(Source: cerceos, via radicalyx)

emmysaurus:

casual reminder that you’re probably supposed to be doing something right now that’s not tumblr

(via magicalradioswithguts)

toxicmp3:

WHEN GWEN SAID KATY PERRY’S NAME SHE LOOKED CONFUSED

ME TOO GIRL

(via quantumfuk)

dancybutt:

lnstagrandma:

how to piss someone off:

leave the door open

image

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